Portarse mal

I learnt from a friend to say goodbye with the popular "misbehave" When talking to a friend she told me she couldnt b/c she was alone at home, and so I thought: What can we do to misbehave alone at home?
Una amiga me pregunto como se podia portar mal, me puse a pensar y creo es una idea q muy poco ponderamos, asi q sueltenme ideas como les vengan!!!!

1. Call you mother and ask her if you can go into the pool (given you dont have a pool)
2. Call again and ask her for a real reason
3. Call your father at work and tell him how unreasonable your mother has been about the pool incident
4. Draw a picture of a swimming pool in your living room
5. Move every single picture frame in the house so it faces the wall
6. Put your boyfriend/girlfriend's underwear in the freezer
7. Watch porn really loud so the neighbours can hear you
8. Call your friends and tell them incredibly long incredibly boring stories
9. Cook risotto and eat it with your bare hands
10. Dont wash up and walk around the house....


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